mathematics upon the orgasm of springtime

i have allergies.  if a sneeze is even one one hundredth of a simple orgasm. i sneeze 100 times more in the spring than any other season. because the plants choose this time of year i must also share with them a subconscious orgasm, as i believe all plants are a matter or subconscious only.  likewise, consciousness is a matter of higher level subconsciousness which all those animalia and upward posses.  we who are animal posses plant beneath our organs. only more finely tuned to the beating heart of blood,than the flow of water.