lipzs

bite them eat them taste them. too much salt in my diet.

Bhiwis

Sometimes I wish I had big breasts, i think id be more attractive with them, but then i stop and realize im just being manipulated by all the sexy advertisements.  I guess i cant just close my eyes and make it go away.

to commit a crime

i feel like a dick, a selfish two minute hard dick, a thief, a drunk, a stench among man ridden with allergies, ready for sleep.

romantic novel

my penis became a microphone and for that moment she was my david lee roth.

romantic novel

my penis became a microphone and for that moment she was my david lee roth.